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Breaking News: Madonna and Guy Bye Bye

By admin | March 17, 2008

You read it here first, we found out that Madonna and Guy Ritchie’s marriage is ended, kaput, finito. Our belove pop diva (yeah, we love her anyway even though we can be mean with Madonna) is already arranging his move back to US from the conjugal home in London, UK. Despite the split, they’re breaking their marriage in good terms and they say their union is ending just because they’ve simply “fallen out of love with each other.” Guy will have free access to the kids because their was no major falling out between him and the pop diva.

She has finally made the decision to go to America and has instructed her staff to prepare for the move. Everything will go—except Guy.

Friends say Madonna, 49, is now in talks with her PR team to see how the move will affect her career, which has netted her a £220 million fortune and secured her as one of the world’s most famous female singers. Although we’d recommend Madonna’s PR people to ask Shockpress.com what they should work on, in example Madonna’s hands photos. On the other hand (no pun intended), we don’t want to be OVER MEAN (well, maybe just a tiny pinch, huh?), but just imagine Guy waking up everyday and seeing the REAL MADONNA.

Anyway, seems that Madonna was very busy with her upcoming record “Hard Candy” (we have the news too) and Guy isn’t showing up at events related to Madonna’s career, such as the Rock and Roll Hall of Fame. Instead, Guy chose to go to a Mayfair’s pub with his friends GUY PELLY and PIERS ADAMS.

Well, that’s news, on to the regular boobies and stuffs

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