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We have the Lindsay Lohan Sex Tape! (warning: real sex content)

Friday, March 21st, 2008

Yeah baby, we were one of the first sites to announce the Lindsay Lohan Sex Tape and now we have it for you! Just a few things: we’re still not sure that’s the real Lindsay Lohan, not that we doubt she may have hundreds of sex tapes around filmed when she was drunk, or stoned […]

Sofia Vergara Big Tits

Tuesday, March 18th, 2008

Sofia Vergara was born in Barranquilla, Colombia. She grew up in a well-off family from Barranquilla, and attended a private bilingual (Spanish/English) school. Married at 18, Sofia Vergara had a son (Manolo) in 1991 at the age of 19. The marriage didn’t las long, lucky for all of us, and after that she tried […]

Best Fake Orgasm Competition!

Monday, March 17th, 2008

Wowzers, here we have some girls from UK willing to compete for the BEST FAKE ORGASM AWARD! Yeah baby, we all like that and girls are doing what they do every night: lying to us. Now are big bloated egos will feel great, thank you girls.

(Disclaimer: Shockpress can’t be responsible for your feeling being hurt […]

Jenna Jameson Big Boobs

Monday, March 17th, 2008

Another of the upcoming Big Boobs Special host, here’s a great gallery of the Queen of Porn, the one and only Jenna Jameson. If you didn’t bust a nut to her at least once in your life, chances are you’re dead, paralytic or extremely gay. Hell, even gay people loves Jenna Jameson’s big boobs, no […]

Monica Bellucci Nude Tits

Sunday, March 16th, 2008

Well, not all nude and mainly non nude, but here’s our little homage to the Goddess of Boobs Perfection: Monica Bellucci. We’re uploading LOADS of pics of Monica Bellucci and other big tits babes and features for the upcoming specials, so be sure to visit us everyday, in the meanwhile enjoy beautiful Monica Bellucci […]

Keeley Hazel Nude Photoshoot Video

Saturday, March 15th, 2008

Ok, we were going to offer you an astonishing special on Celebrity Boobs (and I mean BIG BOOBS) but somehow between the medication, the restraining jacket and the lack of internet access in our Psychiatric Hospital, we didn’t make time, so instead of that we’ll give you an AMAZING video of Keeley Hazell exposing her […]

Jenna Jameson PETA campaign

Wednesday, March 12th, 2008

So our beloved porn goddess Jenna Jameson is trying to get herself a name as a helping mature person that cares for the world, whales, rainforest, Kentucky Fried Chicken and everything in between and far away. Good for you Jenna!

But the news here is that she made 2 really important things:

a) Jenna made a […]

Jenna Jameson: Anorexia and Drugs not a good mix

Monday, March 10th, 2008

So formerly ultra hot buxom blonde and porn super star Jenna Jameson suddenly became thin… and thin… and thin…. and thinner. She now looks really gross and fucked up, from being the ideal of beauty and even getting acceptance from mainstream and pop artists and media such as Paris Hilton (and of course Sony, E […]

Paris Hilton new boobs (warning: partial nudity)

Monday, March 10th, 2008

So the heiress and celebrity Paris Hilton always trying to call some attention on herself. She was denying last weeks that she had a boob job and said that she was very happy with what she had, a measly 34-A or B. Nothing to be ashamed about, but she really did some noise talking about […]

Ron Jeremy’s reaction on 2 girls 1 cup

Monday, March 10th, 2008

So this site 2girls1cup.com (really gross and not worthy since now is a mail collection scam) featured 2 idiotic dumb girls sharing poo in a cup or something like that (don’t remember exactly and don’t want too) but we found something more interesting: Mega Star of Porn, the Neanderthal himself, His Schlongness Ron Jeremy reaction […]