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Take the Boobs Quiz! (non nude)

Friday, March 21st, 2008

OK, I know, you know and we all know we drool over the sighting of a perfect pair of boobs. And even though some people likes small boobs and even flat chested girls, most men (and women) like to see some decent size. Or even better, supersize. Anyway, you like boobs and dream with boobs, […]

Britney Spears to appear in new South Park episode

Tuesday, March 18th, 2008

Our beloved trailer-park-diva Britney Spears has gained immortality now that she will appear at the new South Park episode: “How I Met Your Mother”

The crazy - whacko - antidepressant driven Britney will be featured together with the “butterface vampire” Marilyn Manson and scientology freak Tom Cruise among other stars, starlets and star wannabes who […]

Best Fake Orgasm Competition!

Monday, March 17th, 2008

Wowzers, here we have some girls from UK willing to compete for the BEST FAKE ORGASM AWARD! Yeah baby, we all like that and girls are doing what they do every night: lying to us. Now are big bloated egos will feel great, thank you girls.

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Isaac Asimov First Law Scale (LOLZ)

Monday, March 17th, 2008

Designer Alice Wang has created Asimov’s First Law, a range of weighing scales.The collection explores whether we are being psychologically harmed by the simple gadgets that surround us.

Asimov’s First Law

“A robot may not harm a human being.”
The first law of robotics by Isaac Asimov.

Artificial intelligence is a topic widely used in the media, however, […]

Tom Cruise Scientology Party

Saturday, March 15th, 2008

Here we have a video of Tom Cruise Scientology party, the guy really know how to have fun…. NOT!

Anyway, hope you like it, Baby Jesus is crying loud in the meanwhile. Thanx Tom Cruise, now you made Baby Jesus cry!

Odd fun advertising

Wednesday, March 12th, 2008

So it’s time for some bizarre ads, the kind that makes you say “WTF?” and makes you wonder how in the hell these ads were posted in media. Some and naive and related to the times, but in retrospective they’re really funny, like the Cocaine Drops. Some are just odd. All of them are funny […]

Most shocking celebrity stories of 2007

Tuesday, March 11th, 2008

This is a list of the most shocking celebrity stories and scandals for 2007 according to the readers of Boston Globe. After you read them, you’ll realize that the most shocking issue is that readers of Boston Globe who voted in this poll have an IQ of 24 (at most) and their brain cells only […]

Eliot Spitzer Scandal: Prostitution and more

Monday, March 10th, 2008

Gov. Eliot Spitzer is widely expected to quit the post he has held for just over a year after being identified as a client of a prostitution ring.

Spitzer made a brief statement this afternoon in which he apologized in a general way to his family and to New Yorkers for violating their trust. Spitzer did […]

Get paid stuff for free thanx to Alexa!!!

Monday, March 10th, 2008

Disclaimer: This is a highly controversial and non condoned method by Shockpress.com, we’re posting this for informational purposes, if you have a site offering subscriptions of any kind or downloadable item, please be sure to set your page to be not indexed by Alexa.

So, Alexa is a quite sneaky piece of toolbar, mainly made for […]

Madonna’s hands - Oh my, that’s shocking!

Monday, March 10th, 2008

So just in case you live in another planet and didn’t knew, Madonna has some veiny, awful, mannish hands. I mean, hands I wouldn’t like to have, and I admit I’ve jerked to Madonna’s lovely juggs, but enough is enough, that woman should be banned from every gym, every steroids supplement shop and everything what […]

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