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On a side note…
Friday, March 21st, 2008See what Jean Claude Van Damme and his friend thinks of Shock Press!
Love is in the air!
Take the Boobs Quiz! (non nude)
Friday, March 21st, 2008OK, I know, you know and we all know we drool over the sighting of a perfect pair of boobs. And even though some people likes small boobs and even flat chested girls, most men (and women) like to see some decent size. Or even better, supersize. Anyway, you like boobs and dream with boobs, […]
Britney Spears to appear in new South Park episode
Tuesday, March 18th, 2008Our beloved trailer-park-diva Britney Spears has gained immortality now that she will appear at the new South Park episode: “How I Met Your Mother”
The crazy - whacko - antidepressant driven Britney will be featured together with the “butterface vampire” Marilyn Manson and scientology freak Tom Cruise among other stars, starlets and star wannabes who […]
Best Fake Orgasm Competition!
Monday, March 17th, 2008Wowzers, here we have some girls from UK willing to compete for the BEST FAKE ORGASM AWARD! Yeah baby, we all like that and girls are doing what they do every night: lying to us. Now are big bloated egos will feel great, thank you girls.
(Disclaimer: Shockpress can’t be responsible for your feeling being hurt […]
Madonna Releases New Album: Hard Candy
Monday, March 17th, 2008Yes, the Material Girl is back! The queen of pop, the icon of super stars, the kabalah devotee… all that and more is Madonna Louise Ciccone, aka Madonna. And she’s back with new songs, a new album, new lyrics, new merchandising and maybe new scandals that never do harm to sales. She’s releasing the first […]
Odd fun advertising
Wednesday, March 12th, 2008So it’s time for some bizarre ads, the kind that makes you say “WTF?” and makes you wonder how in the hell these ads were posted in media. Some and naive and related to the times, but in retrospective they’re really funny, like the Cocaine Drops. Some are just odd. All of them are funny […]
Most shocking celebrity stories of 2007
Tuesday, March 11th, 2008This is a list of the most shocking celebrity stories and scandals for 2007 according to the readers of Boston Globe. After you read them, you’ll realize that the most shocking issue is that readers of Boston Globe who voted in this poll have an IQ of 24 (at most) and their brain cells only […]
Eliot Spitzer Scandal: Prostitution and more
Monday, March 10th, 2008Gov. Eliot Spitzer is widely expected to quit the post he has held for just over a year after being identified as a client of a prostitution ring.
Spitzer made a brief statement this afternoon in which he apologized in a general way to his family and to New Yorkers for violating their trust. Spitzer did […]
Madonna’s hands - Oh my, that’s shocking!
Monday, March 10th, 2008So just in case you live in another planet and didn’t knew, Madonna has some veiny, awful, mannish hands. I mean, hands I wouldn’t like to have, and I admit I’ve jerked to Madonna’s lovely juggs, but enough is enough, that woman should be banned from every gym, every steroids supplement shop and everything what […]
