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We have the Lindsay Lohan Sex Tape! (warning: real sex content)

admin — Fri, 21 Mar 2008 22:32:06 +0000

Yeah baby, we were one of the first sites to announce the Lindsay Lohan Sex Tape and now we have it for you! Just a few things: we’re still not sure that’s the real Lindsay Lohan, not that we doubt she may have hundreds of sex tapes around filmed when she was drunk, or stoned or over medicated, but somehow we still don’t believe it. Anyway, check it out by yourself and let us know what do you think. And don’t forget to answer the poll: Is that Li-Lo or not?

WARNING: if you don’t want sexually explicit material please don’t go further, the tapes really feature a girl giving oral sex

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On a side note…

admin — Fri, 21 Mar 2008 08:30:31 +0000

See what Jean Claude Van Damme and his friend thinks of Shock Press!

Love is in the air!

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Take the Boobs Quiz! (non nude)

admin — Fri, 21 Mar 2008 07:54:17 +0000

OK, I know, you know and we all know we drool over the sighting of a perfect pair of boobs. And even though some people likes small boobs and even flat chested girls, most men (and women) like to see some decent size. Or even better, supersize. Anyway, you like boobs and dream with boobs, but are you a real Boobs Connoisseur? Check it out by taking the Big Boobs Quiz! Model boobs? Porn stars boobs? Actresses boobs? Singers boobs? You tell it, post your results in comments after taking the test! (opens in a new window)

A little note for our first quizz: we made it really easy, the possible chances are Kim Kardashian, Laetiia Casta, Sofia Vergara, Jenna Jameson, Lucy Pinder, Keeley Hazel, Monica Bellucci, Veronica Zemanova, Lindsey Strutt, Jessica Alba, Kim Smith, Jennifer Connelly, Jennifer Love Hewitt and Salma Hayek. The 10 girls will be amongst these ones mentioned, but you’ll find some tricky pics and clues Enough babbling, just enjoy the Big Boobs Quiz!

On a side note, we’ll have at least one of these quizzes a week, so if you like them, be sure to bookmark ShockPress and visit us everyday!

Notice: when the form asks you to register, unless you want the results by mail just enter anything you want since there’s no way to take out the registration form but we can set it to “no approval”. ie your username and then hjghgj@hkjhkhj.com will work

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Shocking News? Lindsay Lohan Sex Tape (go figure…)

admin — Thu, 20 Mar 2008 21:47:33 +0000

Today the interweb found itself flooded with screen caps from a sex tape allegedly featuring the busty coke addict Lindsay Lohan (she likes that beverage a little too much). The pics portray LiLo or at least somebody very similar to Lindsay Lohan and her ex-boyfriend Calum Best. Not that we would be very shocked on Lindsay Lohan wasting herself even more, but there’s a reasonable doubt about who is really in those tapes. Let’s assume it: as moronic, drunk and stoned Lindsay Lohan can be, Mr. Calum Best has made for himself a reputation on being a sneaky douchebag moron and most people thinks the sex tape is made by him and features a Li-Lo lookalike.

Anyway, to be honest, we think whether this Lindsay Lohan sex tape is for real whether it is not, it’s just a question of time before a real sex tape featuring her shows up. Or at least something as shocking at that, you choose the subject: sex, drugs, booze, rock’n'roll.

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Shocking News: Suicide at Mel Gibson’s home!

admin — Thu, 20 Mar 2008 10:23:18 +0000

We found out that a construction worker committed suicide at Mel Gibson’s home in Agoura Hills, near Malibu. The man was 48 years old and was found hanging in full “rigor mortis” reason why the forensics think he hung himself the night before.

The body of the construction worker was found at a addition being constructed on Mel Gibson’s home by the job site foreman, who called the Lost Hills’ Sheriff Office at 8:07 AM. That’s the same police station where Mel Gibson was taken when arrested for DUI in 2006.

Nor Mel nor any other person of the family was at the house since it’s under heavy reconstruction. It is expected that Mel Gibson will give a press round today, more news to come

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Ashley Alexandra Dupre “Kristen”, the Spitzer’s scandal escort loses 1 million offer

admin — Thu, 20 Mar 2008 01:32:10 +0000

Ashley Alexandra Dupre, or the escort known as Kristen that made Eliot Spitzer fall, has just lost a $1 million offer yesterday when some old videos of her fully nude shown up.

Girls Gone Wild , a Adult DVD distributor from California discovered videos of Ashley Dupre in some of its old archives and now plans to sell them on its Web site, according to GGW spokeman.

Girls Gone Wild offered to pay Ashely Dupre /Kristen the petty sum of $1 million to pose nude in a magazine they’re about to release, but now that they discovered the old footage, the company withdrew its offer.

In the meanwhile, Eliot Spitzer had to resign as governor of New York after the shocking news surfaced. He paid for some sexual encounters in Washington, D.C. and The New York Times revealed that Dupre was the prostitute he had hired.

As for Girls Gone Wild , one person of their video crew met Ashley Alexandra Dupre in Miami in 2003 and according to GGW representative, she spent almost a week shooting videos for them.

As they say: Ashley Alexandra Dupre: you have been PWNED!

See our previous entry on the subject Eliot Spitzer Scandal on Prostitution.

See some screencaps and pics of the video here

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Sofia Vergara Big Tits

admin — Wed, 19 Mar 2008 04:29:38 +0000

Sofia Vergara was born in Barranquilla, Colombia. She grew up in a well-off family from Barranquilla, and attended a private bilingual (Spanish/English) school. Married at 18, Sofia Vergara had a son (Manolo) in 1991 at the age of 19. The marriage didn’t las long, lucky for all of us, and after that she tried to study dentistry in Colombia for three years.

Vergara spends her time between her homes in Miami, Los Angeles and Barranquilla, she brought her mother, sister, and her son to live with her. Her son Manolo currently lives in Westwood Los Angeles and he is learning at University Senior High School.

Sofia Vergara was discovered by a photographer while walking down a Colombian beach. After that, she was offered lucrative offers in modeling and TV, so she went that course. She was describe in a Maxim Magazine’s article in January/01 issue as “apprehensive about doing her first TV commercial—until her Catholic schoolteachers gave her permission to take the job” . However, she appeared at age 17 in a Pepsi commercial that was was seen all over Latin America.
Vergara moved to Bogotá at the age of 20, and she started a runway model career as well as some TV work. From 1995 to 1999, Sofia Vergara was co-host with Fernando Fiore on Fuera de Serie (“Out of the Ordinary” or “Over-the-Top”), a series which sent her to exotic places all over the world (this is similar to the U.S. E! Entertainment’s Wild On! travel series). It was telecast on the international Univision Spanish-language network, and it made her a star in the Latin American market and gave her some USA TV exposure. She also co-hosted the Univision show A que no te atreves (”I Dare You”). She recently appeared as a guest star on the HBO series Entourage.

Besides runway and catalog modeling work, Sofia Vergara also did independent projects. She was photographed for posters swimsuit calendars in 1998, 2000, and 2002. These were top sellers in Latin America, and also penetrated the North American market. She did South American television ads, and also posed in swimsuits for posters for beer advertising, especially for Miller Lite beer.

Of course, one of the reasons of her fame is her latin spicy beauty, as well as her big boobs which are the center of all views. She can play a nun role and the camera will follow only her big tits . We recommend to see “Lords of Dogtown” where you have skate, skate stars and Sofia Vergara tits. A perfect mix, don’t you think?

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Britney Spears to appear in new South Park episode

admin — Wed, 19 Mar 2008 01:22:26 +0000

Our beloved trailer-park-diva Britney Spears has gained immortality now that she will appear at the new South Park episode: “How I Met Your Mother”

The crazy - whacko - antidepressant driven Britney will be featured together with the “butterface vampire” Marilyn Manson and scientology freak Tom Cruise among other stars, starlets and star wannabes who have been parodied on the cult cartoon series. Britney’s episode is scheduled for air for TOMORROW Wednesday March 18th. Synchronize the clocks at my count.

In this episode, Stan and Kyle take on a mission which consists in taking Britney Spears to the North Pole.

South Park’s PR news release said,”Britney Spears is trying to get away from it all in the mountains near South Park when the boys have a run-in with her. Stan and Kyle get caught up in Britney’s celebrity and the never-ending feeding frenzy that follows her wherever she goes.”

Woo-ha Britney, you made it! And of course, we’ll have the episode in the next days for all of you who missed it

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Lucy Pinder Big Boobs Pictures

admin — Tue, 18 Mar 2008 04:52:19 +0000

Lucy Katherine Pinder (12/20/1983, Hampshire, UK) is a glamour babe model famous for her big, natural breasts, which have been voted as being “the most beautiful all-natural boobs in UK.”

Lucy Pinder was spotted by freelance photographer Lee Earle while taking a sunbath on Bournemouth beach in 2003; after the pictures taken that day, she signed a professional modeling contract with The Daily Star.

In the 2005 UK edition of the FHM 100 Sexiest Women in the World Lucy Pinder finished 16th overall being a new entry. She appeared at 35th place in the 2006 poll, but she fell down to 92nd position in 2007, due to having very little press.

Unlike most glamour models, Pinder did not initially pose fully topless when she began her career; she eventually did so for the weekly UK lads’ mag Nuts on 6 April 2007. Then she followed with a nude photo set in the August 2007 issue of UK’s Loaded magazine. She also appeared as a Page Three girl in July and August for The Daily Star on a weekly basis.

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Best Fake Orgasm Competition!

admin — Tue, 18 Mar 2008 02:50:30 +0000

Wowzers, here we have some girls from UK willing to compete for the BEST FAKE ORGASM AWARD! Yeah baby, we all like that and girls are doing what they do every night: lying to us. Now are big bloated egos will feel great, thank you girls.

(Disclaimer: Shockpress can’t be responsible for your feeling being hurt once you discover your girl is FAKING HER ORGASM!)

Jamie Lee, 25 y.o. from London

Harmony, 22 y.o. from London

Sam, 22 y.o. from Kent

Jemma, 24 y.o. from London

Nikki, 23 y.o. from London

Fay, 18 y.o. from London

Distania, 22 y.o. from London

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